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The NBA is suspending Golden State’s Draymond Green indefinitely.

NBA官方发布公告,将无限期禁赛追梦格林

相关新闻>>>>NBA官方:将对追梦格林无限期禁赛 立即执行!

[–]Bulls91-92-93--96-97-98 1603 points 3 hours ago

Think the NBAPA and NBA brass prob discussing what the longest suspension can be in this situation. Usually what indefinitely means.

公牛球迷:NBA高层和球员工会八成正在讨论最长可以禁赛他多久,无限期的意思就是还没商量好

相关新闻>>>>联盟不想给出追梦禁赛的具体数字 但会给他时间处理他的问题

[–]ThunderAnkitPancakes 782 points 3 hours ago

Yeah they’re more than likely deliberating on the actual number but just need to suspend him ASAP bc 1. Public opinion 2. Warriors play tomorrow

雷霆球迷:是的,他们应该就是还在商量具体的禁赛场次,但必须得先把格林禁赛了再说。一是因为舆论压力,二是因为明天勇士还有比赛。

[–]PacersLuck1492 3535 points 3 hours ago

They gonna make him take anger management classes and he’ll be back in a month

步行者球迷:格林得去参加情绪管理课程,怎么也得一个月才能回来

[–]KingsPrimaryAccording9162 6175 points 3 hours ago

Over/Under 10.5 games

国王球迷:开盘10.5场,买大买小?

[–]76ers177676ers 2552 points 3 hours ago

Indefinitely for 5 games

76人球迷:无限期禁赛五场

[–]SunsBigCountryBumgarner 848 points 3 hours ago

Indefinitely until Christmas

太阳球迷:无限期禁赛到圣诞节!

[–]76ers177676ers 427 points 3 hours ago

Until the warriors look like they are missing the playoffs

76球迷:禁赛到勇士没有希望晋级季后赛之时

[–]D09987766 506 points 3 hours ago

So now?

球迷:现在不就是?

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 4331 points 3 hours ago

25 games incoming lol

He’s getting the Ja treatment. Congrats Draymond Green podcast fans

公牛球迷:25场!可不能比枪王莫兰特待遇差。恭喜追梦的播客粉丝,这下有眼福了!

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 2333 points 3 hours ago*

I kind of want him to miss 25 or more games and then instantly fuck up again. He might just end up getting banned for life if that happens.

开拓者球迷:我希望他禁赛25场以上,然后复出,然后再被禁赛。屡教不改,情节严重,最终被终身禁赛,多好

[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 519 points 3 hours ago

Believe it or not, they're actually planning to deport him.

开拓者球迷:不管你信不信,我觉得他们真的是打算把格林驱逐出境

[–]Trail Blazerswasabimcdouble 1575 points 3 hours ago

I used to pray for times like this

开拓者球迷:我们还能不能不见面,我在佛前苦苦求了几千年

[–]Maraging_steel 907 points 3 hours ago

History shows he doesn’t care. At what point can the Warriors terminate his contract for cause?

球迷:历史经验证明,他是不会悔改的。到底要怎么样,勇士才能有正当理由终止他的合同?

[–]PistonsYpsitheFlintsider 969 points 3 hours ago

They gave that man a contract AFTER stomping on a mf's chest

活塞球迷:可还记得他刚把踩在别人胸膛上的脚拿下来,勇士就给了他续约合同?

[–]PistonsQIMF 757 points 3 hours ago

And after sucker punching a teammate in practice.

活塞球迷:还是在训练中重捶队友之后!

[–]CavaliersZotmaster 1630 points 3 hours ago

I don't get it. Other than to LeBron, Kyrie, Adams, Harden, Grant Williams, Jaylen Brown, Herb Jones, the teammate he punched, Tatum, Jokic, Aaron Gordon, Conley, Marquess Chriss, Nurkic, Brandon Clarke, Sabonis, and a few others, when has he ever taken a cheap shot or tried to?

骑士球迷:真搞不懂你们,为啥对格林有这么大恶意。除了勒布朗、欧文、亚当斯、哈登、格兰特-威廉姆斯、杰伦-布朗、赫伯特-琼斯、被他打过的队友、塔图姆、约基奇、艾伦-戈登、康利、马基斯-克里斯、努尔基奇、布兰登-克拉克、萨博尼斯等人之外,他什么时候曾经故意伤人或者试图伤人呢?

[–][POR] Rasheed Wallaceshotforshots 907 points 3 hours ago

So many you forgot the gobert choke one

开拓者球迷:都列了这么多人了,居然还漏了经典的锁喉戈贝尔?

[–]Timberwolvesnatanator500 483 points 3 hours ago

Draymond has to write “I will not assault European centers” 100 times on the blackboard

森林狼球迷:追梦必须在黑板上罚写“我再也不殴打欧洲中锋了”一百遍

相关新闻>>>>尼克-杨:追梦很卑鄙 而他倾向于对欧洲人下手

相关新闻>>>>阿里纳斯谈追梦:一次干掉一个欧洲人 我懂你&就这么干吧

[–]SpursNotSerbian 2527 points 8 hours ago

Maybe Draymond is anti immigration.

马刺球迷:也许,追梦就是反对移民!

[–]BucksAn_Actual_Lion 458 points 8 hours ago

Mr Border & Customs

雄鹿球迷:边境海关侠

[–]Yung_Jose_Space 130 points 5 hours ago

Weird no Giannis or Jokic.

Maybe has to do with the fact he knows both are gonna retaliate and/or their teammates and fam will definitely put hands on him.

球迷:很奇怪,他咋不敢打字母哥和约老师。可能他也知道要惹那俩人,人家马上就会跟他干,人家的队友兄弟也都会一起上

[–]WarriorsAbradolf1948 31 points 6 hours ago

I don't think it's that weird. He seems to only target players who are at or below his level, he's not going after the superstars

勇士球迷:不奇怪,他似乎只针对和自己同级别或者级别比自己低的球员,超级巨星一般不打

[–]erldn123 1158 points 9 hours ago

Last 3 have all been Europeans true, but before that Adams, LeBron, Kyrie, Harden, Herb Jones etc.

球迷:最近打的三个都是欧洲人没错,可之前的亚当斯、詹姆斯、欧文、哈登、赫伯特-琼斯,也不是欧洲人啊

[–]DocCharlesXavier 2137 points 9 hours ago

Adams - NZ, Lebron - China, Kyrie - Epsilon infinity, Harden – Germany

球迷:亚当斯-新西兰、詹姆斯-中国、欧文-神仙、哈登-德国

[–]z_102 871 points 9 hours ago

Harden was born in Austria actually.

球迷:哈登实际上出生在奥地利

[–]The_Longest_Shot 34 points 8 hours ago

Nothing made in China is as durable as Lebron

球迷:中国造的东西可没有詹姆斯这么耐用的

[–]NuggetsMitrakov 103 points 8 hours ago

Great wall is about as old

球迷:和长城差不多一样老

[–]LakersIcy_Quit_7177 1310 points 4 hours ago

GET READY TO LEARN CHINESE BUDDY

湖人球迷:追梦该利用这时间,学学中文了

[–]Netstbloom117 210 points 4 hours ago

He’ll be a great fix next to Dwight

篮网球迷:去和霍华德搭档也挺好

[–]ColdPressedSteak 539 points 3 hours ago

Curry was insane for those first 10 games, still whispers of GS being an outside title contender. Then it became apparent that Klay is fully washed, Wiggins somehow turned into one of the worst starters in the league, and Draymond literally can't stay not suspended

Epic and monumental collapse in a pretty short time

球迷:库里本赛季前十场比赛疯狂再现,让有些人又对勇士再次夺冠抱有希望。谁承想,克莱堕落得一塌糊涂,嘴哥一下成为全联盟最拉胯的首发球员之一,格林不是在打人就是在禁赛。这么短的时间之内,摧毁一切幻想,史诗级崩塌

[–][GSW] Gilbert ArenasRegex00 5039 points 3 hours ago

Bob Myers must wake up every day happy as fuck he abandoned ship when he did.

勇士球迷:鲍勃-迈尔斯每天做梦都能笑醒,还好自己跳船跳得早啊

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